FAQ
1. What’s with “green” in the blog title?
I’m using “green” in the novice/inexperienced and green-light-means-go senses of the adjective, as I’ll be chronically a young, possibly quixotic, opportunistic part of my life.
2. What are regular features of this blog?
The regular features are as follows: Exhibit A, in which I make assertions and then prove them with a photo/document/video/event/my brilliant wit; A Conversation, in which I relay amusing bits of real-life dialogue I observe; Not So Weekly Dad, in which I take my exploitation of family funny to a deeper level; Peeve Me, in which I describe things that chafe my sensibilities; Things I learned, in which I impart my life lessons; How did I not know about this?, in which I share bandwagons I’m late jumping onto; Lists, which is exactly what it sounds like; and Ways to be Cool in L.A., in which I show you what an expert I am at being cool.
3. What kind of screenplays do you write?
That’s a trick question. I never pigeon-hole myself. Will do anything for food, gas money, and/or sexual favors.
4. I can’t tell if you’re joking half the time. Are you?
I honestly don’t know sometimes. I generally think I’m being funny when I’m really mean or inappropriate. If I’m saying that I work for sexual favors, I’m probably kidding. If you’re offended, I’m probably kidding. If you’re offended on behalf of a cat…sorry.
5. If you must complain so much about bad grammar, why do you use so many fragment sentences?
For the sake of tone. Or dramatic effect.
6. Do you allow comments?
Yes. If you’ve submitted something and it hasn’t shown up, it’s either because I’ve fallen into a black hole of Netflix instant viewing and haven’t had a chance to post it or you have a potty mouth. Check out the comment policy here.
