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I’m a caffeine-dependent, twenty-something screenwriter who lives in West Hollywood and spends a lot of time in the Bay Area.  I’ve been known to answer to “Lowey,” “Baywatch,” “Peaches,”  ”Lo Jo,” “Lo Jack,” “Cheeky,” and “Boo.”

I used to write for  Thriving Ink, an indie art tee brand, as “Blogmaster and Captain of Social Media.”  They are still awesome without me.  These days I assist a lady with a better career than me to support my starving artist lifestyle.  I also cover screenplays, so I’m a professional dream-killer.

I like Quentin Tarantino movies and White Gold milk commercials.  I hate when British people attempt American accents and do it poorly. My skill set includes driving in LA, swallowing pills without water, and speed-reading.  I wish my knife skills were better.  I went to this joke called film school once where class means watching movies and then talking about them.  I’m so good at multitasking that I usually do both at once.  I also geek out over pop culture, TV, words, gender, theology, vampire stuff, fashion, and Angelina Jolie.

I believe in waiting out the end of a good song, avoiding high-fives, and saying what one really means.  I believe food tastes best when it’s homemade, and mechanical standards of language like grammar are worth caring about.  I believe in the Oxford Comma.  I believe the internet is no place to divulge intimate details about oneself, so this is all crap I would own in a conversation with a new acquaintance.

Nice to meet you.

Any questions?