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My straight(?) male roommate and I sometimes use our days off to watch “Lost” on loop via Netflix.  One day the only sound I heard emitted from his room was an occasional groan of “SO MUCH LOST….”  But sometimes we have more thoughtful things to yell across the apartment to each other.

Me: I want to marry Sawyer.

Alex: Sorry.  It’s not allowed.

Me: Why?  Do you know something about him that I don’t?

Alex: Yes, but not about that.

Me: Is is ’cause you want him for yourself?

Alex: Yes.  That’s exactly it.  Don’t you know anything?