The Wives – New Jersey 2.4

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Another exciting episode of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” means another somewhat amusing episode of “Lo and Pear Watch the Wives.”  In this one, we try to explain (and not super eloquently) that since the number of views we’ve gotten has far surpassed all expectations, we’ll be addressing any comments, questions, fan mail, or hate … Read more

How did I not know about this?

Web edition!  Yep, I take myself that seriously.  To call this an “edition.” IAMDONALD.COM – Just found Donald Glover‘s blog site.  The actor/comic/writer of “Community” fame has pretty sweet taste, and the layout is awesome.  His categories include “music,” “foodanddrink,” and “generaldopeness.” MATT JOHNSON INK – Okay, so I knew about this since I read … Read more

The Wives – New Jersey 2.3

Real Housewives of NJ 2.3

Watch me and Perri watching “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.”  And drinking wine from Marcus. Ostentatious.  Also, here’s our first episode.

Teen angst gets even the best of us [Exhibit A]:

lj interests

My teenage Live Journal account was recently unearthed by the friend who peer-pressured me into it in the first place.  I suppose it could be a lot worse.  In fact, some of it holds true to today. * And some of it is just embarrassing. Some is embarrassing/awesome. Like my account of how I got … Read more

A Conversation

An oldie but a goodie.  Pun intended. Marcus, my friend: What do you call the gay male version of a cougar? Me: I think you just call that gay.

A peanut gallery comment

my Grandmother

While sitting in church on Mother’s Day… Pastor: We all have snapshots in our lives… My grandmother: [chuckles] Facebook!

Jon Favreau really, really wanted to be in the movie this time. [Exhibit A]:

Tony and Hogan

The “Iron Man” director has a couple more scenes in the sequel than he did in the original. In fact, the role of assistant/driver/bodyguard to Tony Stark is probably the 4th biggest in the film, which is saying something, considering there are at least 4 antagonists this time around.  In the first movie, there are … Read more

My friend is definitely a Hollywood assistant [Exhibit A]:

Happy birthday to me!

Who else would send me a wine set IN THE MAIL set for my birthday?  An ECO-FRIENDLY one?  And CALL AHEAD to confirm I know that it’s coming and I will have to sign for it? Thanks, love.  I’m so excited. <3 P.S. Everyone else, this is Marcus and his glamorous life.

The Wives – New Jersey 2.1

Real Housewives of New Jersey

I’ve decided to dedicate some of my new free time lately to the important realm of reality television, manipulated best perhaps by the Bravo-spawned “Real Housewives” franchise.  My friend Perri and I have been watching the latest New York edition this year, and by “watching” I mean talking/snarking/ranting/laughing/smirking/reflecting/criticizing/gaping through. So with my first introduction to … Read more

Vampires are better than Twilight. [Exhibit A]:

vampire books

I get that vampires are nerdy.  I get that they’re romantic and symbolic and angsty.  I fully admit that my love for the little biters is uncool.  But it is founded. It’s not like I’m defensive on this topic because I’m currently trying to write an amazing graphic novel with an amazing artist friend about … Read more

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